Long Time
'Kay its been a while since we've posted, but we have a really good reason demonic possession.
You think I juest but for the past eight weeks I've been dealing with an evil vile creature that has no soul. Vomitting slime and calling it wisdom is what this demon has done best. It took eight weeks just to remove the evil from our home. If you see this demon run and fast. I shall give some guidelines to spot these creature:
1. They say they are doing God's work.
2. They do not mind telling you how to live your life.
3. They invite themselves to your home and stay way past their welcome.
4. They demand that you agree with everything they say, but you are uneducated and wrong.
5. They jump up and down on your couch demanding attention.
6. They usually only have an eleventh grade education.
If you run into anyone like this, or worse a family like this RUN.
You think I juest but for the past eight weeks I've been dealing with an evil vile creature that has no soul. Vomitting slime and calling it wisdom is what this demon has done best. It took eight weeks just to remove the evil from our home. If you see this demon run and fast. I shall give some guidelines to spot these creature:
1. They say they are doing God's work.
2. They do not mind telling you how to live your life.
3. They invite themselves to your home and stay way past their welcome.
4. They demand that you agree with everything they say, but you are uneducated and wrong.
5. They jump up and down on your couch demanding attention.
6. They usually only have an eleventh grade education.
If you run into anyone like this, or worse a family like this RUN.
posted by dargodog at 1:24 PM
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